Go, go, go!
- Police! - Police! Police!
That ain't gonna get it.
Bang.
Sanchez.
Money.
Oh, man.
That sucked.
- What's up, Sanchez? - You all right there?
When you're done with that one, I got one for you.
T.J.'s sitting on two pair. Looking for the boat.
Got it.
Street, you got three aces.
Need one to take T.J. Out.
Got a winner, winner!
All right, Deke. Let's see what you got.
Ten of spades. Spade flush. Not good enough.
Hondo, isn't that a straight flush?
Hold the phone.
Six, seven...
...eight, nine, ten of spades! Straight flush.
Deke!
Beats four aces in Compton any day.
I think it works in Orange County too.
Sure you're right. Good work, guys.
Police! Police!
Clear.
- Clear. - Clear. Go.
That's right.
SWAT is a life-saving organization, not a life-taking one.
That's why the FBI and Secret Service come here to train with us.
Smooth, Deke.
I guess if I was deaf, I wouldn't know you were here.
But while you're laughing, there's lots of people that want us to fail.
Get it right.
- Clear. - Clear.
Clear.
Suspect, put your hands on your head and come out.
- Come out! - Come out now!
- Turn around. - Go!
- Down. - Get down.
Yeah.
Outstanding, guys.
You feel that?
The team's going out for beers later. I'm buying.
I'll take mine after we pass.
Well, Fuller's definitely gonna try and hose us.
Good. I'd hate to break a sweat just for a first-round knockout.
Hey, we got a big day tomorrow. Save some.
I got plenty.
I'm depending on you to get these guys through this.
I'll cover my end.
- Can I ask you something? - Yeah, go for it.
Why'd you pick me?
To piss off the captain.
All right, here's the scenario.
There are six hijackers armed with handguns and knives...
...in control of that plane.
They've killed one hostage and are threatening to kill the others...
...unless they get a pilot and fuel within the hour.
There'll be SWAT officers disguised as hostages.
Other SWAT officers will be playing the roles of terrorists.
And they will be trying to kill you.
Staff sergeants will be grading us.
Couldn't give us the bus, huh, Hondo? They always give us the bus.
- Fuller's really got it in for us. - You think?
Another thing. There are two dynamic entry points.
One here beneath the front landing gear...
...one back here by the baggage compartment.
I'm sure Fuller's got surprises at both those entrances.
We get bogged down anywhere, we fail.
Any ideas?
There's another way in, Hondo.
There's an elevator shaft where they bring in the service carts.
And there's a mechanic's access right here.
- Man, that's gonna be tight as hell. - Yeah.
How many men can we fit in there?
Men? None.
All right.
Work this out. Get in there and break Fuller's heart.
- Okay. - What do we got?
- Toy guns. - Toy guns, sir. Toy guns.
- Let's do this. - All right.
Shame you're not playing a terrorist.
I'm supposed to be in first class.
We got camera three going up.
Three is set. Checked it out on the monitor.
- "Are you ready?" - Oh, yeah.
Okay, let's see what they got.
- How'd you know about this place? - I've known a few stewardesses.
Just a few?
- Stand by. We got a device. - Same here.
Disarmed.
Set.
Here we go.
Three.
Two.
One.
Boxer, one down.
Down!
Damn.
- "Deke?" - I got one down.
- "McCabe?" - "I got one."
Sanchez, one down.
That's five. There's one more, guys.
There's a sleeper. Come on.
Come on.
That'll be six.
- "Clear." - Clear.
- Clear.
10-David, this is 70-David. We are Code Four. All clear.
Oh, yeah.
Wow. Is that a new course record?
- Yeah. - All right.
Good job, guys.
Damn.
Please, Pop, please.
- Yo, Sanchez. - I'm in SWAT now.
Yo, Deke. Deke, is that you, man?
Oh, my God, Deke.
- Tell me that ain't you. - You were a butterball.
That's all in the past.
I ate here every day, worked here every summer.
I ended up looking like Fat Albert.
I'm cool. Eating right has me looking like this.
Man, put that away.
Hey, put that away.
Put another in for me.
Hey, yeah, break out your money.
- Work it, baby. - I'll give you back change. Watch it.
Hey! So you're celebrating without me, huh?
- Mr. Kaye, you're the master. - Like son, like father.
- That was one kick-ass display today. - That's what I'm talking about.
All right, but let's remember one thing.
If that was a real operation and not a test...
...one of us would be calling T.J.'s family...
...trying to explain what went wrong today.
One casualty may be acceptable by department standards...
...never acceptable by mine. We clear on that?
Got you.
- Crystal. - Yes, sir.
All right. Well, let's continue celebrating tonight...
...but tomorrow, we're SWAT.
Nice.
I love you too.
Homeland Security, my ass. They can't keep me like this.
I've been patient, day after day.
So tell me, what's going on?
This is the problem. Your prints do not match your ID.
So they're running another check through the FBI and Interpol.
Interpol, shit. Get me out of here.
- I'm doing everything I can. - Do more.
This is easy. Who do we have to pay?
You can't solve this problem by throwing money at it.
Then who do we have to kill?
Come on, guys, it's only 11:00.
I got a babysitter for the first time in three months.
- We've been up since 4:00. - That's weak.
If I get home by midnight, I might get me some.
T.J.?
I get home before midnight, I'm finding some. Sorry, babe.
- Boxer? - I know I'm not getting some.
If I don't get home soon, my wife's gonna freak.
You guys suck.
You know how hard it is to find a babysitter?
Yo, Street.
Did you pass?
- Yeah. - Awesome.
- First round's on the house. - Thanks, darling.
Anything but tequila, please.
- No? - No.
- We did good today, huh? - Yeah.
What's it like...
...the real thing?
It's faster. It's a lot faster.
You know that guy?
Used to.
Bye.
See you.
It's all yours, man.
- How you doing? - Oh, man, I am good.
- Heard they took you back. - Yeah.
This your girlfriend?
No. No, she's SWAT.
- She wha...? - She's...
This is what it's come down to, busting down doors with J. Lo?
You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras.
Is it just me? You know, I didn't know that.
What they need to make are bulletproof condoms...
...big enough to fit your big head.
Nice. Good, I like it.
This your girlfriend? Cute.
No, but you can be my bitch.
Really?
No, man, leave it alone.
- Here we go. - Leave it alone.
- Hey. How are you? - I'm good.
Put it on my tab?
Hey, glad to see all that butt-kissing's really paid off.
Say hi to Fuller for me.
What?
You should've let me kick his ass.
I just saved yours.
So you and this guy Gamble were partners, huh?
So how long you got the babysitter for?
Just because I bought you a drink doesn't mean...
...you get laid tonight.
So, what does two drinks mean?
Do you want to come over to my house?
That was easy.
It's my kid's birthday party tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Kids, birthday parties...
I'm hosting a Tupperware party tomorrow.
- You, Tupperware? - Yeah, seals in the freshness.
Party's completely booked, otherwise I'd invite you.
Tomorrow, noon.
Central, open South Sally port.
All right, gentlemen, take a seat.
You may have won the battle, but you lost the war!
- Dad, can I have some of this? - Yeah, go ahead, get it.
- Can I have this too? - Whatever you want. Get it, get it.
Look at that. A cop who drinks French champagne.
That is just impressive.
I may work in the mud, but I certainly like to play up in the clouds.
I thought you said you'd fix the sink.
This is Lt. Harrelson, O lympic SWAT commander.
This is top priority. Patch me through to all black and whites in the area.
- I gotta go. - Kids, come on, come on.
- It's time to ruin Mommy's day. - Okay.
But you killed in the soccer game!
Come on, don't just stand there!
Baby, I have to go play cops and robbers.
Okay.
- Okay. - I love you.
Me too.
Hey, guys, the reason we are gathered on our God-given...
...much-needed day of rest is we have a Polish hostage.
- So what if he's Polish? - No, no. Means he's one of those:
"Anybody comes in, I'll blow my head off" type of guys.
Negotiations aren't going well.
- They think he's off his meds. - We've been lobbing gas.
This guy's still smoking cigarettes, popping off shotgun rounds...
...out the front door.
I want a limo, a 12-pack and clove cigarettes!
I say we go in the back, hard with shields.
Negative. Guy says he has all the doors and windows wired...
...with high explosives. - Come on, Greg!
Look, Dan, you wrote the book. I just read it. Any suggestions?
I got an idea.
Ready?
It's the damn robot aliens.
Down! Down! Down! Down!
- Down! - Put your hands behind your back.
- Stay down. - You know what?
I think he might be Polish.
Unbelievable.
- Like opening a can of sardines. - It works.
Drop Fruit of the Loomski in the A-car.
Damn, man, you need to be selling that shit on eBay.
- No, I only got one. - Split the profits 50-50.
Corner the market. Break them down like a shotgun.
"The Polish Penetrator."
Hold on, sports fans. I just got a call from Sheriff's. It seems we've been...
...holding a high-priority international and didn't even know it.
- They want us as escorts? - You're my new favorite crew.
Just get the prisoner to headquarters.
This is 9-Tom King transporting inmates to Superior.
We've got a black and white signaling a pullover.
Roger that. What's your 10-20?
Hollywood and Wilcox.
9-Tom King, stand by while we identify the black and white.
Roger.
"9"- "Tom King, there is a problem" with one of your transports.
The unit signaling is probably providing interception.
Can you read his patrol number?
Negative. It's an L.A.P.D. Black and white.
Stand by while we confirm.
9-Tom King, this is 70-David. What's your location?
"9"- "Tom King, do you copy?"
What about me, boss?
Let's go. Get these off.
"9"- "Tom King, there is a problem."
9-Tom King, do you copy?
There it is, on the right.
- "9"- "Tom King, do you copy?" - This is 70-David.
We're Code Six with the bus at Hollywood and Wilcox.
114, this is 70-David. We're Code Four.
114, this is 70-David. We're Code Six at Hollywood and Wilco x.
Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
- Out of the car! - Get out of the car.
- On the ground now! - Get out of the car!
- Down! Down! - Let's see your hands!
Freeze! Put your hands on your head!
Hands up!
Hollywood, huh?
On the ground! On the ground!
Do not move!
Move again! Move again!
Drama in Hollywood today.
An explosive and deadly day in Hollywood as a gun battle erupted...
... between armed suspects and members of L.A.P.D. 's SWAT unit.
Details are still sketchy, but sources tell us there were fatalities...
... including two Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputies.
At 1:45 p.m. Today, a Sheriff's Department bus was assaulted...
...by two suspects armed with AK-47 s...
...in an attempt to break out a jailed detainee.
We are awaiting the arrival of Alex Montel...
...the international fugitive wanted in over a dozen countries.
Montel is wanted on Interpol warrants by more than...
...ten national governments, including our own...
... in relationship to charges of arms dealing, drug trafficking...
... extortion, smuggling, kidnapping and over two dozen murders.
Domestic and foreign law enforcement agencies...
... are already jockeying to interrogate the man...
... one high-level White House aide has dubbed simply "The Catch."
I will give $ 100 million to whoever gets me out of here!
Let's go!
One hundred million dollars!
The family's legitimate business in Europe and the Middle East...
... are rumored to be fronts for their criminal activity throughout the world.
The family fortune is estimated to be in the high hundreds of millions...
... if not billions of dollars.
I will give $ 100 million to whoever gets me out of here!
- 100 million sound good to me. - Hell, yeah.
Are we hot? We rolling?
We have limited footage of the dramatic events this afternoon.
- "An offer of"... - "One hundred million dollars..."
... to whoever gets me out of here.
The family's fortune is estimated in the billions of dollars.
- "An offer of $ 100 million." - Who does this guy think he is?
Hey, "ése", are you for real or what, homes?
Hey, I'm talking to you, "ése"!
We've been looking for this punk a long time.
Busted taillight brings him down? That's amazing.
The plan is to have you escort him to a federal prison out in the desert.
You may want to have press photographers meet us at the facility...
...soon as my boys hand him over. It's a hell of a story.
Yeah, we'll pass that request up the ladder to D.C.
- Good. - Gentlemen, at 1300 hours...
...an L.A.P.D. Helicopter will arrive to transport the defendant.
Until we get him inside a federal facility, he's our baby.
Sgt. Howard, your team's got the high ground.
- Yes, sir. - Sgt. Hondo.
Your boys are gonna provide close proximity protection for the prisoner.
- Copy that. - Sgt. Yamoto.
You're gonna set up a perimeter around Parker Center.
- I'm on it. - Piece of cake.
Roger, 10-David, we're coming out.
Okay, guys, let's get this frog in the bird.
What's $ 100 million six ways, Box?
Sixteen-something.
Man, I'd have floor seats at the Lakers, put my kids through college...
...hire Halle Berry as my yoga instructor.
- Match engine power. - RPMs match.
Gear down now.
Cover!
We've been hit! We've been hit!
Shots fired. Shots fired. Did anybody see where it came from?
- Hit second engine. Going down. - Mayday! Mayday! We're going down!
Down!
Everybody okay?
- T.J., Sanchez, take the suspect, go! - Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
70-David to 114! We're coming in!
- Come here. - Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Jim! Jim! Street! Keep it together, buddy. Keep it together.
- Keep it together. - Shut up!
Knock it off. We don't have time for your personal shit.
- Move him out. Let's move! - Let's go.
Move!
You tell them we're under attack!
An L.A.P.D. Airship is down. How do you want us to proceed at this point?
- What the hell happened? - Somebody shot our bird down.
No shit. How?
My guess is big-bore rifle, .50 caliber. Somebody who knows how to use it.
- We're at a whole new level here. - So where the hell is the shooter?
I want this asshole out of here now.
Best bet's to keep him on lockdown till we see who we're dealing with.
- Capt. Fuller? - Yes.
I've got the chief of police on the phone for you.
So now we're talking about my ass.
You draw up a plan, you execute it, and do not screw this up.
Have it transferred to my office.
Can't believe how much grief that frog's $ 100 million offer's bringing us.
You guys ready? You know what you gotta do?
- Yes, sir. - Where's T.J.?
I'm right here, Hondo. Sorry, man. Had some bad Thai food last night.
- It's not sitting well with me. - So are you good to go or what?
No, I'm good now.
Let's go make the captain look like a hero.
- Be safe out there. - Headed to the bird.
All right, we're moving out.
Let's load them up!
Time to go.
Put that on.
Marry me! Marry me, Alex!
Marry me!
Hey!
Come on!
Oh, shit. Hold it. Hey, come on now, get out of the damn street!
Wait there. Come on now!
Alex, let's go!
Get down! Get down now!
- Get on the ground! Move! - Keep your hands on your head!
- Hands up! - Don't move!
I got him!
I don't know, talk to them. Try to make it work.
Look, I've had enough problems for one day, you know?
- Hey, where's Mike? - Family emergency.
- Let me know if you need anything. - All right.
Just try to get us there alive, for starters.
- My sister's dating some new guy. - Yeah?
Yeah, I met him for the first time the other night.
Good for her.
Not really. He's kind of a knucklehead.
You should give her a call, you know, if you want.
All right, yeah. Maybe I will.
10-David to 70-David.
- Word our motorcade has been hit. - Any damage?
- "Terry Fargas is dead." - Damn!
And we've got two patrol officers on the table at County.
- What's your location, 10-David? - Right on top of you.
- That's good to know. - Yeah.
T.J., stay alert back there. They're coming out of the woodwork.
- American greed. - Shut up.
- So reliable. - Shut up!
Another officer's dead because you shot your mouth off.
- That's how I like cops, dead. - Want to join him?
He knew the dangers, no?
That's why he signed up to be a police officer.
Carry a gun in the Wild West. Like you, cowboy.
Would you be sitting here if this job wasn't dangerous?
Anyway...
...killing him probably got you 20 new recruits.
You should thank me.
Yeah, you're right. I should.
- Boxer, thank him for me, will you? - Love to.
We are coming up on checkpoint one.
Roger, Hondo, I see it.
Making the turn...
...at checkpoint one.
- Hardcore, Sanchez. - I'm watching everyone's hands.
Empty hand, no weapon, I'm going home to my little girl, Deke.
I'm going home to my brats too.
We're now approaching checkpoint two.
T.J., relax, man.
Hondo transported the president like this back in '96. No one had a clue.
Hey, my friends. I can double my offer.
Sixty-six million for each of you.
All you have to do is let me go right here.
And don't worry. I'll find my way home.
You got the cash? Because we don't take a check.
Come on. Be smart about this. What do you make?
Sixty-six thousand a year?
Not even with overtime.
Loser.
Making the turn at checkpoint two.
My view of Car Two has been blocked.
T.J., what's happening?
I got a pedestrian in the crosswalk. I'll be on your tail in about 10 seconds.
Roger that.